I find this post interesting and amusing, mainly because my mind has been preoccupied with dog poop lately. Kid you not. I'm writing an article about it as we speak.

And....I'm glad to see that you have an alter ego, Colonel.

Since you've executed such a magnificent job at including perplexed verbiage in your Operation Cleanup campaign, I'd like to know whether your station has been elevated by the proper authorities--deservedly so...